[in box] and as I reach the halfway mark of my staircase, I divert my attention to my phone to call Gabby back, and I fall backwards, following my computer down the stairs. I throw myself underneath my computer managing to save it from any damage. I am laying on the floor now, and I realize that snoop [my dog] saw the whole thing, so I start pretending to cry so that he will trot over and console me. He does not.
Danny:No, venti is twenty. Large is large. In fact, tall is large and grande is Spanish for large. Venti is the only one that doesn't mean large. It's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations, you're stupid in three languages.
Barista:A venti is a large coffee.
Danny:Really? Says who? Fellini? Do you accept lira or is it all euros now?